Sherrin KB Club Leather Football
The dad who does kick-to-kick with the kids in the park most weekends
New to the job, short on sleep, long on pride.
24 gifts, from $50 to $169.99, every price read off an Australian retailer’s page and checked since 15 September 2026. And twelve we tell you to skip.

From 14 Australian retailers · 4 arrive by email today · every price checked since 15 September 2026
One idea from each kind of dad rather than a run of one category, and nothing under $50, because this is the occasion where a considered gift beats a fast one. Alcohol is left off, on the assumption that a household with a newborn in it has other priorities.
The dad who does kick-to-kick with the kids in the park most weekends
The dad who camps, drives long distances for work, or refuses to drink the sachet coffee in motel rooms
The dad who goes to the Boxing Day Test every year and has nowhere to put the memories
The dad who says he doesn’t want anything, and any buyer who genuinely has no idea what he’s into.
A dad who bought an espresso machine and has been quietly disappointed with his own results ever since.
A patriotic dad with a home office and a habit of commenting on the weather.
A dad who was a teenager in the 1980s and still defends the mixtape.
The dad still playing over-35s who has been told once too often to stop putting his head in there
The dad stepping up from 10km to half marathon distance who currently runs holding his phone in one hand
The dad who watched English football in the nineties and has opinions about it
The dad who does coast weekends with the family and has been quietly borrowing his teenager’s school sports bag
The Saints supporter who thinks he is too old to wear a guernsey to the ground
The dad who camps, travels or works away and wants a decent brew anywhere, and not the dad who only drinks flat whites, since this makes black coffee.
The dad who volunteers as an under-12s assistant coach and whose shoulder gave out two seasons ago
A dad who says he hates fuss but secretly enjoys being thrown around. Not for anyone with back, neck or heart conditions.
The dad who has claimed the barbecue as his sovereign territory and won’t let anyone else near it.
A dad who does the cryptic crossword, and a family that wants to watch him work for it.
The dad who saw Star Wars at the cinema in 1977 and has never entirely got over it
The dad who wants the current season’s ball for the backyard without spending match-ball money
The dad moving from road running to trail ultras who keeps borrowing a mate’s vest for every long run
The United dad who was watching in 2008 and still brings it up
The dad who surfs a beachie before work and has been running the same sun-perished leash for two summers because replacing it never quite reaches the top of the list
The Freo supporter who still wears a guernsey from the Pavlich era to games
The dad whose espresso is genuinely good when he concentrates and undrinkable when he is half awake
A first Father’s Day is a milestone rather than a resupply, and it is the one occasion on this site where the gift is allowed to be about the moment. That is also the trap: novelty parenting merchandise dates within a year, photographs badly, and is the first thing out of the house when they move.
The better answer is something he would have wanted anyway, bought a bit above what you would normally spend, so that the milestone is marked by the quality rather than by the word Dad printed on it. If it still gets used in five years, the day is remembered properly.
Practically, it falls on the first Sunday in September, well clear of the Christmas freight crush, so delivery is forgiving. That means fit matters more than speed here, which is the opposite of the Christmas page.
What actually helps a new dad · 4 min read
A page of two hundred gifts is a catalogue, not a recommendation. Start from what Dad actually does, or from what you want to spend.
Nobody plans a gift in advance because nobody remembers the date until it is too late to post anything. We will email you before Father’s Day and before Christmas, with the shortlist already narrowed and the delivery window still open.
Two or three emails a year. Not a newsletter.