Bat Mallet with Ball
The dad who just bought a new bat and is about to ruin it by taking it straight to the nets
Fourth grade, junior coaching, or the Boxing Day Test from the couch. Those are three different gifts.
19 gifts, from $15.50 to $399, every price read off an Australian retailer’s page and checked since 15 September 2026. And twelve we tell you to skip.

From 5 Australian retailers · every price checked since 15 September 2026
Ordered by how quickly they arrive, then by price. Never by what earns us the most.
The dad who just bought a new bat and is about to ruin it by taking it straight to the nets
The dad taking the kids to a Test or a Shield game where players sign at the fence
The dad who watched every ball of the 2005 Ashes and still has opinions about it
The dad who goes to the Boxing Day Test every year and has nowhere to put the memories
The dad who volunteers as an under-12s assistant coach and whose shoulder gave out two seasons ago
The dad buying for a kid moving up from juniors, or wanting a second bag he does not have to unpack every week
The dad whose current gloves smell like a gym bag and have a hole through the top-hand thumb
The dad buying for a kid in under-11s who has been struggling with a hand-me-down full-size bat
The dad still opening the batting in fourth grade in a helmet he bought when the kids were in primary school
The dad who quotes the 99.94 average as though he watched it happen
The dad who declares himself not out, and has done since 1988
The dad who has one ball left and it has no seam
The dad who bowls at his kids for an hour and spends twenty minutes of it standing the stumps back up
The dad whose shoulder gave out around 2019 and who still turns up to throw
The dad who wants a bag that works rather than a bag that impresses the under-14s
The dad who keeps borrowing the club kit bag pads and losing the straps
The dad who plays fourth grade, carries everyone else’s spare gloves, and owns a bag held together by its one remaining zip
The dad carting a splitting duffel bag from the boot to the changerooms every weekend
The serious club batsman who has been talking about replacing his bat for three seasons
Cricket dad is three different men and the gifts do not overlap. The one who still plays fourth grade needs gear, and gear is sized, weighted and personal, which makes it a difficult gift unless you know exactly what he uses. The one who coaches juniors needs the things that get destroyed by a season of use. The one who watches the Boxing Day Test from the couch needs neither.
Work out which one he is before you look at anything. Buying playing gear for a watcher is the classic miss in this category, and it is obvious to him immediately.
Nobody plans a gift in advance because nobody remembers the date until it is too late to post anything. We will email you before Father’s Day and before Christmas, with the shortlist already narrowed and the delivery window still open.
Two or three emails a year. Not a newsletter.