The dad who declares himself not out, and has done since 1988
What it is
Lightweight plastic backyard stump set in yellow, three stumps and bails on a base. Sold from Heatherton, Victoria, with free tracked delivery, thirty-day returns and more than ten in stock.
Why we picked it
Under forty dollars for the object that turns a back lawn into a Test match, which is a better return than most things on this site. It lives in the boot and comes out at the beach, the park and every Christmas, and it does not care how it is treated.
