CoolThings Australia$14
Express
100 Dad Jokes Golf Edition
A dad who plays a regular weekend round with the same three mates and talks through all of it.
Delivery and returns
Buying a gift from CoolThings Australia
What CoolThings Australia publishes about delivery and returns, read off their own pages, and what it means for something bought as a present rather than for yourself.
If it is wrong
90 days from delivery. Comfortable for a gift bought well ahead.
All original packaging and instruction sheets, in out-of-the-box condition.
Delivery
- Free shipping
- Over $149Not on some larger items and bulk orders given special pricing.
- Standard cost
- $9.95
- Standard time
- 5 to 10 business days
- Express
- Yes$14.95
- Express time
- 1 to 2 business days
- Dispatch
- Same day if ordered before 12pm Monday to Friday
- Click and collect
- Yes
Returns
- Window
- 90 days
- Change of mind
- Yes
- Return postage
- Depends on whether it is an exchange or a refund
Whatever a policy says, a faulty, unsafe or misdescribed product carries a consumer guarantee that no store policy can remove. What your rights actually are.
The bit that catches people out
Click and collect is from their single Launceston store. Flat-rate express excludes QLD, WA, NT and carts over 4kg. Change-of-mind return postage is at your cost; their reply-paid service is reserved for faulty goods.
Read from CoolThings Australia’s own pages: delivery · returns. Policies change; we re-read them and print the date we last did.
18 picks · $14 to $140
What we list from CoolThings Australia
Every price read off their live product page and dated on the card. Delivery speed varies by item, which is why each card carries its own.
CoolThings Australia$23
Express
Teeny Tiny Turntable
The dad who wants the idea of vinyl on his desk without another thing to dust
CoolThings Australia$24
Express18+
Fish Multi Tool
A dad who fishes or camps and has a sense of humour about his gear.
Has a cutting edge. CoolThings Australia sells it to over-18s only and verifies age at checkout.
CoolThings Australia$27
Express18+
Golf Multi Tool
A casual-to-mid golfer who plays often enough to keep losing the small stuff.
Has a cutting edge. CoolThings Australia sells it to over-18s only and verifies age at checkout.
CoolThings Australia$30
Express
Putter Cup Golf Mug With Pen
A desk-bound dad who golfs on weekends and takes a lot of conference calls.
CoolThings Australia$35
Express
Fitzroys Storm Glass
The dad who narrates the weather, sails, fishes, or has strong opinions about the BOM radar.
CoolThings Australia$35
Express
Space Invaders Dominots
The dad who remembers when a single arcade cabinet in the milk bar was an event worth cycling to
CoolThings Australia$40
Express
Donkey Kong Barrel Money Bank
The dad whose first arcade high score was on a Donkey Kong cabinet and who still mentions it
CoolThings Australia$45
Express
Topsy Turvy Wine Bottle Brainteaser
A dad who likes a puzzle and a drink, and a family that enjoys watching him struggle.
CoolThings Australia$50
Express
Australia Weather Station
A patriotic dad with a home office and a habit of commenting on the weather.
CoolThings Australia$65
ExpressLow stock
Original Stormtrooper Set of 2 Glasses
The dad who saw Star Wars at the cinema in 1977 and has never entirely got over it
CoolThings Australia$69
ExpressLow stock
Lunch Box Boom Box
The dad who carried a ghetto blaster on his shoulder and would happily do it again
Before the next one sneaks up
A reminder, three weeks out.
Nobody plans a gift in advance because nobody remembers the date until it is too late to post anything. We will email you before Father’s Day and before Christmas, with the shortlist already narrowed and the delivery window still open.
Two or three emails a year. Not a newsletter.