100 Dad Jokes Golf Edition
A dad who plays a regular weekend round with the same three mates and talks through all of it.
Plays weekly. Careful here: novelty golf gear reads badly to a serious player.
15 gifts, 14 of them from $14 to $227.05, each price read off an Australian retailer’s page and checked since 1 November 2026. One is priced at checkout by the retailer. And twelve we tell you to skip.

From 6 Australian retailers · the 14 with a published price checked since 1 November 2026
Ordered by how quickly they arrive, then by price. Never by what earns us the most.
A dad who plays a regular weekend round with the same three mates and talks through all of it.
The dad who wipes his club face on his trouser leg and then wonders why his wedges run through the back
A casual-to-mid golfer who plays often enough to keep losing the small stuff.
Has a cutting edge. CoolThings Australia sells it to over-18s only and verifies age at checkout.
A desk-bound dad who golfs on weekends and takes a lot of conference calls.
The dad who hits balls in the backyard all week and still cannot get out of the rough on Saturday
The dad who is fine off the tee and gives away four shots a round on the green
The dad who plays once a fortnight and would play more if the range were not a half-hour drive
The dad who paces out his yardages from the sprinkler heads and is usually wrong
The dad who has a firm opinion about golf balls and will be quietly pleased you got it right
The dad who plays the x deliberately and can tell you exactly why
A dad who plays a genuine weekend round and then sits in the clubhouse for two hours afterwards.
Alcohol. Sold to over-18s only by Gourmet Basket, who verifies age at checkout and delivery.
The dad whose swing gets faster and worse over the back nine
The dad who tees off with a Pro V1 and is playing something anonymous by the fourth
The dad playing regular rounds who still paces yardages off markers. Not the twice-a-year social golfer, who will not carry it.
The dad walking eighteen with a carry bag, or already pushing a buggy that takes five minutes and both hands to fold. No use to someone who always takes a motorised cart.
Golf is the category where novelty gear does the most damage. A serious player reads a comedy headcover as a statement about how seriously you take the thing he takes seriously, and he plays weekly, so it is not a small part of his life.
The safe ground is consumables and accessories rather than equipment. Balls, gloves, tees and towels get used up and replaced. Clubs are fitted to a swing and chosen after a session on a launch monitor, so buying one as a surprise is genuinely difficult even with a large budget.
Nobody plans a gift in advance because nobody remembers the date until it is too late to post anything. We will email you before Father’s Day and before Christmas, with the shortlist already narrowed and the delivery window still open.
Two or three emails a year. Not a newsletter.