The dad who has been going since before the second stand went up
What it is
Officially licensed Geelong Cats heritage bar scarf, in the traditional hoops rather than a current-season design. Sold from Lismore, New South Wales, with thirty-day returns. Delivery is $8.95 on top of the listed price.
Why we picked it
A bar scarf is the one piece of club merchandise that never dates and never stops fitting, and the heritage design is the one his father would recognise. Under thirty dollars is also about the right amount to spend on a man who insists he does not want anything.
