The dad with a permanent seat and firm views about who else sits in it
What it is
Officially licensed cushion cut and printed in the shape of a Brisbane Broncos jersey. Sold from Ballina, New South Wales, with thirty-day returns and more than ten in stock. Delivery is $9.50 on top of the listed price.
Why we picked it
It is a novelty and it deserves to be treated as one: this is the twenty-dollar thing that lands on the couch he watches the game from, not a present that carries a birthday by itself. As the extra item in a card it does better than another pair of socks.
